I've Totally Seen That Movie Before

Conan the Destroyer (1984) Director: Richard Fleischer Writers: Robert E. Howard (characters), Roy Thomas (story), Gerry Conway (story), Stanley Mann (screenplay) Cast:  Arnold Schwarzenegger, Grace Jones, Wilt Chamberlain, Mako, Tracey Walter, Sarah Douglas, Olivia D'Abo, Pat Roach,  Synopsis: Conan (Schwarzenegger) and his companion Malak (Walters) are recruited by Queen Taramis (Douglas) to escort her niece Jenna (D'Abo) to an island castle, where she must acquire a magical key. The key opens a vault containing a magical horn prophesied to bring back to life the ancient god Dagoth. Along with the Queen's captain of the guards, Bombaata (Chamberlain), the wizard Akiro (Mako) and the savage Zula (Jones), Conan and company must contend with cannibals, fanatics, monsters and betrayal from within to ensure the safe return of Jenna and the horn.  First Impressions: I actually saw this film before I saw the first movie and right around the same time. I caught Conan the Destro...

Conan the Barbarian (1982) Director: John Milius Writers:  Robert E. Howard (based on the character created by) John Milius, Oliver Stone Cast: Arnold Schwarzenegger, James Earl Jones, Max von Sydow, Sandahl Bergman, Ben Davidson, Cassandra Gava, Gerry Lopez, Mako, Valérie Quennessen, William Smith Synopsis: After witnessing his parents' death at the hand of Thulsa Doom (Jones) and his snake cult, a young Conan the Cimmerian (Schwarzenegger) is sold into slavery and sent to be broken on the wheel of pain. After years of fighting in gladiatorial pits, Conan earns his freedom and sets out to gain vengeance against Doom. Along the way, he joins with Subotai (Lopez) and Valeria (Bergman), and together they steal a jewel from the cult bringing them to King Osric's attention. The king hires them to travel to the Mountain of Power and the temple of Set to rescue his daughter, who has been taken in by the evil cult.  First Impressions: I was six years old when this movie hit theaters,...